Sunday, May 5, 2013

Is 20,000 camels a lot?


Fes, Morocco

At Christine’s recommendation, I signed up for the Semester at Sea trip to Fes. I had heard wonderful things about the city and figured I’d give it a shot.

Customs didn’t take nearly as long as it did last time, so I was in a pretty pleasant mood. Unfortunately, my other travelling companions were not. Traveling with seniors has been quite the adventure. Some of them have been quite lovely and many of them, well, have not. Since we spent most of the day on the bus, much of my travel notes from the day include what people chose to complain about. And since we had so much time on the bus (about four hours each way for a 14 hour trip), there was lots of time to complain. (Remind me never to get old and grumpy.)

Here’s a list of things that were complained about (and this was all within the first few hours):
1.      Immigration. “Can you believe it took so long?” When the ship was in Casablanca two weeks ago, it took over four hours. This time, it took about two. I count that as a win. Besides, it’s their country. They can do whatever they want. Suck it up.
2.      Length of the bus ride. While it wasn’t fun to sit on a bus 8 hours of a 13 hour trip, do your research. You don’t want to sit on a bus that long, don’t sign up for the trip.
3.      Lack of toilet paper in the restroom. I’m pretty sure they told us in the pre-port to carry your own TP. By the time the college students arrived in Morocco, they were prepared with TP and hand sanitizer in hand, ready to face any bathroom challenges that may arise. The old people, not so much. (“You want me to go in a hole in the ground?!”)
4.      Tipping the restroom attendant. “There’s no toilet paper and she expects a tip?” This lady makes as much in a week as you make in an hour at home and that’s if she’s lucky.
5.      The convenience store not taking dollars: Newsflash, this isn’t America and they don’t have to take dollars if they don’t want to.
6.      The two-time divorcee you got stuck sitting next to on the bus: I was sitting in front of this lady and her unfortunate choice for a seat mate. Trust me, she had every right to complain. Sir if you ever want to be on your way to marriage (and probably divorce) number three, stop talking about how much you hate your ex-wife.
7.      Lunch time: Due to the length of the bus ride, we didn’t get to eat lunch until around 3pm. Our lunch destination was in the medina, so we did a bit of a tour along the way. Our tour guide was mid-sentence, telling us some super interesting fact about the ancient city of Fes, when one of the ladies on the trip interrupted him with a rather rude, “When’s lunch?” He politely answered her and went back to talking when she interrupted him again and said, “Yeah, but when’s lunch?” Geez, lady, pack a snack next time.

On a less grumpy note…When we were walking through the medina, one of the rather charming shopkeepers, asked me, “Are you married?” When I said no, he said, “I would give you 20,000 camels for your hand.” I have no idea if that’s a lot, but I’ll take what I can get. 

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